As you read this, you are probably asking yourself. “is this another post about fish?” Well, even though this might let a few of my fellow readers down, no this post is not about fish…unfortunately for you, this post will most-likely be about some mundane topic I feel is fit to post. I was sitting down one day and thinking about all that I have been through and accomplished in my life. Then I thought, there has to be a mathematical equation to calculate exactly what I have done. As we all know in this world, math is made up.
Therefore, I can use math to predict an upcoming even like my next trip to Wal-Mart. This is an easy one however. To solve this equation we will need to find the data we need to complete the equation. So you walk over to the fridge open both doors as wide as possible, stand there for at least 5 minutes, long enough to drink out of the milk carton….TWICE. Once this step is completed, open each door on the cupboards and glance in to see the amount of Hamburger helper and stuffing available. (I have personally streamlined this process by leaving the cupboards open all the time) One all items are tallied up, you can predict when you will run out of food, thus forcing you to Wal-Mart. (or just the local burger stop) The equation when written out looks something like this. AF + (M/2) + HH + S = Need for food
I would like to go further into this great and exciting topic, however I have to go use math to predict if I need to use the bathroom or not.
