Well after posting my infamous quotes, apparently I have been informed that I have left some out. So here are a few more
"If you have ghosts, just buy an alarm clock with red numbers"
"The only way to know if its cheese or not is to taste it"
"Ohhh, the purple ones are expensive!"
"The best part of Christmas is setting baby moses in the manjor."
"Its not global warming, I just forgot to take off my coat."
"Toy dinosaurs are better then the real thing, even with teeth."
"If horses can sleep standing up, Why can't I?"
"it's true, they use to each cooked grasshoppers in the old days."
If I am reminded of more, I will add them. Important knowledge like this cant be ignored.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Famous Quotes
I have noticed a fellow blogi has decided to add insightful, thought provoking quotes to their blog, therefore, I feel the need to do the same.
"Runners can't be choosers."
"Spaghetti is best eaten when planning on sleeping alone"
"Just like 'Old Smokey' if it aint covered in blood, it probably didnt hurt"
"When I look at people with that blank glair in their eye, it reminds me of the old flashing curser in DOS, either reboot or upgrade please."
"Dogs only bark when they know its annoying"
"Calling home for help only works when your Mom answers the phone"
"When everything seems to be going well, you must be doing something wrong"
"Sometimes people associate themselves with inanimate objects like trees, cats, birds, movies, ect... I like to associate myself with the two extra cards you get in a deck of playing cards, not really need to play the game but hold all the knowledge on how to play."
"the old saying, 'You're running around like a chicken with it's head cut off', is not very accurate unless the person running around it bleeding profuciously and then drops over dead."
"No, that’s not my pants making that noise, that’s my lungs"
"Kids are our future, so please do not have any."
"If you can dig a hole to get to china, why does it cost so much to fly?"
"Wizards and Warlocks are NOT the same."
"Counting your blessings only works if you have enough fingers"
"Math is a figment of your imagination, I can use math to prove it."
"Plagiarism is only bad if you copy yourself."
"Having an Idea is great, Having a milkshake is better."
"The meaning of life is a mystery, but so is crab soccer."
Well, there are all the quotes that I want to type right now. They were all written by ME. (feel free to use in your daily routine, just remember to quote the great zKeith) Now some may not believe this since apparently the x-mas story I posted perplexed my reading audience because they couldnt fathom the idea that I actually composed it. Oh well, life is great when your Romney's running mate.
"Runners can't be choosers."
"Spaghetti is best eaten when planning on sleeping alone"
"Just like 'Old Smokey' if it aint covered in blood, it probably didnt hurt"
"When I look at people with that blank glair in their eye, it reminds me of the old flashing curser in DOS, either reboot or upgrade please."
"Dogs only bark when they know its annoying"
"Calling home for help only works when your Mom answers the phone"
"When everything seems to be going well, you must be doing something wrong"
"Sometimes people associate themselves with inanimate objects like trees, cats, birds, movies, ect... I like to associate myself with the two extra cards you get in a deck of playing cards, not really need to play the game but hold all the knowledge on how to play."
"the old saying, 'You're running around like a chicken with it's head cut off', is not very accurate unless the person running around it bleeding profuciously and then drops over dead."
"No, that’s not my pants making that noise, that’s my lungs"
"Kids are our future, so please do not have any."
"If you can dig a hole to get to china, why does it cost so much to fly?"
"Wizards and Warlocks are NOT the same."
"Counting your blessings only works if you have enough fingers"
"Math is a figment of your imagination, I can use math to prove it."
"Plagiarism is only bad if you copy yourself."
"Having an Idea is great, Having a milkshake is better."
"The meaning of life is a mystery, but so is crab soccer."
Well, there are all the quotes that I want to type right now. They were all written by ME. (feel free to use in your daily routine, just remember to quote the great zKeith) Now some may not believe this since apparently the x-mas story I posted perplexed my reading audience because they couldnt fathom the idea that I actually composed it. Oh well, life is great when your Romney's running mate.
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